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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Douglas Adams' guide to a universe that is vast, cold, largely indifferent, and — if you keep your towel and your sense of humour — survivable. A study.

Entry — the object itself

First form

1978BBC Radio 4 series

The novel

1979Pan Books

The "trilogy"

5 books(six, counting on)

Sold

15M+in Adams' lifetime

A comedy that is secretly a book about how to be alive

On the surface it's the funniest science-fiction ever written. Underneath, it's one of the most quietly consoling — a set of instructions for keeping your head in a universe that does not care whether you keep it or not.

It began not as a book but as a radio series, first broadcast on the BBC in March 1978 — Adams reportedly had the idea while lying drunk in a field in Innsbruck, clutching a copy of The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to Europe and staring at the stars. The 1979 novel that followed became a phenomenon, spawning a self-described "trilogy in five parts", a TV series, a computer game, a stage show, a 2005 film, and a permanent dent in the language. It is why an enormous number of people believe, with total confidence, that the answer to everything is 42.

Entry — the story, briefly

An ordinary Thursday, then the planet is demolished

Arthur Dent, a mild Englishman, wakes to find bulldozers about to flatten his house for a bypass. Before lunch, the situation escalates: his friend Ford Prefect turns out to be an alien researcher for the Guide, and the entire Earth is demolished by the Vogons — a race of galactic bureaucrats — to make way for a hyperspace bypass. (The paperwork, they note, had been on display for fifty years. In another galaxy.)

Arthur escapes in his dressing gown with nothing but a towel and, eventually, falls in with the two-headed, three-armed ex-President of the Galaxy Zaphod Beeblebrox; the only other Earth survivor, Trillian; and Marvin, a robot with "a brain the size of a planet" and clinical depression to match. Aboard the stolen starship Heart of Gold — powered by the reality-warping Infinite Improbability Drive — they go looking for the legendary planet-building world of Magrathea, and stumble into the biggest joke in the cosmos: the truth about the Earth, the mice, and the number 42.

The premise is the whole philosophy in miniature: the universe will end your world before you've had breakfast, for reasons that are pure bureaucracy — so you had better learn to find it funny.

Entries — persons & entities of note

Who you'll be travelling with

Human

Arthur Dent

The everyman in a bathrobe. Never fully dressed, never fully at ease, permanently unable to get a decent cup of tea. Our stand-in for baffled humanity.

Researcher

Ford Prefect

Field correspondent for the Guide, stranded on Earth for 15 years. Named himself after a car, believing it was the dominant life form. Always knows where his towel is.

Ex-President

Zaphod Beeblebrox

Two heads, three arms, no impulse control. Stole the Heart of Gold at its own launch. "The best Galactic President the Galaxy has ever had" — which is to say, a distraction.

Human

Trillian

Tricia McMillan — astrophysicist, the other survivor of Earth, and the only one on board who ever seems to actually read the manual.

Robot

Marvin

The Paranoid Android. Godlike intellect, bottomless despair. "Life? Don't talk to me about life." Talks a police computer into suicide out of sheer gloom.

Engineer

Slartibartfast

Magrathean coastline designer who won an award for the fjords of Norway. Would rather have been happy than right.

Species

The Vogons

Galactic bureaucracy made flesh. Cruel, officious, and authors of the third-worst poetry in the universe — used as a form of torture.

Computer

Deep Thought

The second-greatest computer ever built. Asked for the Answer to Life, the Universe and Everything. Took 7.5 million years. Answered 42.

Classified

The mice

Hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings. Earth was their experiment — a giant organic computer built to find the Question to which 42 is the answer. Then the Vogons blew it up, five minutes early.

Entries — essential concepts

The inventions that made it immortal

Adams' real genius was the gag that keeps thinking after it lands — jokes that turn out to be arguments about knowledge, meaning, and God.

42

The Answer to Everything

Deep Thought computes the Ultimate Answer over 7.5 million years — and it's 42. Useless, because nobody ever worked out the Question. The joke is a whole philosophy: the search for a single tidy meaning-of-life is a category error. Adams later confirmed 42 means nothing — "I sat at my desk, stared into the garden and thought '42 will do.'" The meaninglessness is the point.

Xenolinguistics

The Babel fish

A small yellow fish you put in your ear; it translates any language in the galaxy. So "mind-bogglingly useful" that its existence is used as a knock-down argument against God: proof denies faith, faith needs no proof, therefore this proof of God's ingenuity proves He doesn't exist. A theology seminar folded into one aquarium gag.

Survival gear

The Towel

"The most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have." Wrap it, wear it, sleep under it, wave it in distress. A man who knows where his towel is is a man who has his act together. Now honoured every 25 May on Towel Day.

Physics

Infinite Improbability Drive

Propulsion that passes the ship through every conceivable point in the universe at once — so anything that could happen, does. Missiles turn into a whale and a bowl of petunias. Adams weaponises probability itself as a plot engine.

Cosmic horror

The Total Perspective Vortex

A torture device that shows you the entire universe to true scale, with one tiny dot reading "you are here." It reliably destroys any mind that grasps its own insignificance. Zaphod survives only because he's too self-absorbed to be humbled — a joke that is also a genuinely dark idea about ego and cosmic scale.

Fine dining

Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Milliways — where you dine while watching all of creation end, then loop back for the next sitting. Paid for by depositing one penny in your own era (the interest covers the astronomical bill). A universe where even the apocalypse has a dinner service.

"Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun." — the opening line

Index — the "trilogy in five parts"

The increasingly inaccurately named trilogy

1979The Hitchhiker's Guide to the GalaxyEarth demolished; 42; the search for the Question.I
1980The Restaurant at the End of the UniverseMilliways, and the man who secretly rules the universe.II
1982Life, the Universe and EverythingCricket, killer robots, and the end of all things.III
1984So Long, and Thanks for All the FishArthur comes home, falls in love; the dolphins' farewell.IV
1992Mostly HarmlessThe bleak, brilliant fifth — Adams called it his angriest book.V
2009And Another Thing…Eoin Colfer's authorised sixth, written after Adams' death.VI

The title itself is the running joke: a "trilogy" that kept growing, narrated by a book, inside a book, about a book.

Entry — the author

Douglas Adams, 1952–2001

Tall (6'5"), Cambridge-educated, and a member of the Footlights comedy troupe, Adams drifted through odd jobs — including bodyguard and chicken-shed cleaner — before radio made him famous. He wrote for Doctor Who (as script editor and author of some of its wittiest serials) and was legendary for missing deadlines: "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."

He was a passionate atheist (he preferred "radical atheist" to leave no doubt), an early Apple Macintosh evangelist, and a committed environmentalist — his non-fiction Last Chance to See, on endangered species, was the work he was proudest of. He died suddenly of a heart attack in Santa Barbara in 2001, aged just 49, leaving the sixth book, and a great deal of life, unfinished.

His deepest legacy may be as an accidental prophet of technology. The Guide he dreamed up in 1978 — a single handheld device holding all the knowledge in the galaxy, updatable over a network, edited by anyone, occasionally wrong — is, almost exactly, the smartphone with Wikipedia on it. He described the thing you are probably holding right now, decades before it existed.

He built a joke about a know-it-all electronic book. We then went and built the electronic book. The Guide became real; we're the ones living inside the punchline.

My reading — why it lasts

Absurdism you can actually live in

Strip away the Babel fish and the two-headed president and Hitchhiker's is arguing the same thing Camus argued in The Myth of Sisyphus: the universe is vast, silent, and offers no meaning back to us — and the honest question is what to do with that. The difference is temperament. Camus answers with defiance. Adams answers with a towel and a laugh — and, oddly, it's the more usable philosophy of the two.

Because Adams never lets the smallness of humanity curdle into despair. The Total Perspective Vortex should annihilate you — and it's funny. Earth is "Mostly Harmless," a two-word entry in an infinite encyclopedia — and that's funny. The joke is not a way of avoiding the cosmic horror; the joke is the response to it. Comedy, here, is a survival technology, exactly like the towel. It's the thing you keep on you so the indifference of space doesn't win.

That's why it hasn't dated while so much clever sci-fi has. Most science fiction asks "what's out there?" Adams asks "given how absurd all of it is, how should a decent, anxious, tea-deprived person carry themselves?" — and answers: stay curious, distrust bureaucracies and anyone certain they have the Answer, be kind to depressed robots, and don't panic. Forty-odd years on, in a world that increasingly runs on Vogon-grade paperwork and improbable machines, that's not escapism. It's a field manual.

The verdict: it pretends to be a book about the galaxy. It's really a book about keeping your nerve — and it's still, after everything, the funniest instruction manual for being human ever written. Bring a towel.